The Super Bowl’s Most Scandalous Commercials

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The commercials are arguably always the best part of the Super Bowl, though Bruce Springsteen did just give ‘em a run for their money. You’ll find Scandalist’s most salacious and sexy favorites below – we’ve got everything from lusting horses, killer Cheetos and of course, Danica Patrick showering for GoDaddy (watch above). You may forget who won the game, but you never forget the commercials!

This commercial about a horse that would do anything for love was creepier than our uncle’s bean dip. We’re not sure how equine romance sells beer but we can’t get the ad out of our head, so something worked!

Last we checked, Chester Cheeto was some cuddly cheetah who enjoyed watching kids up their calorie intake with his deliciously processed cheese snacks. But this commercial outed him as a cold-hearted killer, who wants us to use his snack to lure killer birds. We suspect Britney Spears will be trying this move on K-Fed very soon.

Football players (Ray Lewis, Matt Light, and Justin Tuck) in tight white pants dancing ballet. ‘Nuff said.

“Vroom vroom party starter!” We get Conan O’Brien in a mesh tank top, while he gets to call out his celebrity peers for being sell outs. It’s a win-win!