Paris Hilton To Be Amy Winehouse’s New Neighbor

by Becky Howard

A lot has happened while Amy Winehouse has squirreled herself away in St Lucia. Her home has been burgled, Barack Obama has become President, and Paris Hilton has anointed herself as new Queen of Camden. Yep, while she’s taken her eye off the ball, Amy’s status as the reigning celebrity resident of the grimy-cool North London enclave has been usurped by an unlikely imposter. Ignoring the fast-melting status of UK property, prudent Paris decided now was the time to invest her cash in a $2.8m London pad.

“After inspecting some open-plan warehouse-style conversions, the model-turned-TV reality star was blown away by a six-bedroom house — skipping distance from Winehouse’s favorite watering hole The Hawley Arms — and declared: ‘That’s Hot!’” says the Mirror.

Yep, it’s been threatening for a while to turn into a paparazzi-infested theme park, but the final nail’s been hammered into the coffin. Paris Hilton has officially killed Camden. Thanks. [Photo: Splash News Online]