Suri Cruise is finally old enough to realize that she’s spent the last three years being flaunted like an expensive Hermes Birkin bag, and she ain’t down with that sh*t anymore. The super spawn showed off her best “Bitch, please” face while being lugged around Rio de Janeiro by robot her mom Katie Holmes. If she keeps contorting her forehead like that, she’ll need botox by the time she hits puberty.
We know Katie probably thinks she’s doing a good thing by avoiding nannies and trying to care for Suri on her own, but the kid would do better painting and playing with the hired help than shopping for new Louboutins with mommy. We’re just sayin’.
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