Where in the world will Victoria Beckham end up next? Britain’s Grazia magazine claims in this week’s issue that Posh is “genuinely upset and frustrated” at the prospect of husband David moving to Italy to play football – and with it uprooting her LA lifestyle. Although Italian Vanity Fair is running an interview with the star where she gushes about the city, saying: “I am happy because I know he is happy at Milan.” But our favorite is the story that claims she’s going to ditch both these options and instead sign up as a judge for the new series of The X-Factor.
“The show’s boss Simon Cowell is in advanced talks with the former Spice Girl and is understood to have made her an offer of more than £1million a series,” reports the Daily Mail. “A friend said: ‘She doesn’t want to come back to Europe with her tail between her legs. But if she can return here to be on the X Factor, then that is different.’”
This is a freaking genius suggestion and we hope and pray that Posh will see sense, and realize her destiny is not to wear more teeny-tiny dresses with a stroppy face, but to sit behind a desk next to Cheryl Cole and say “Wow. You are the best singer I have heard since Geri Halliwell.” [Photo: WireImage]