Citizen Scandal: Man Arrested For Public Threesome With Blow-Up Dolls

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When was the last time you got freaky-deaky with two fine ladies in front of a supermarket? Never? Well, George Bartusek got his three-way on last night! Dude was bumping uglies with his hoes outside a Publix grocery store in Cape Coral, Florida. Shit was off the hook! People standing around watching and everything. The manager asked him to leave, but when two women want it, you’ve got to give it! Every player knows that.

Problem is, the women were actually blow-up dolls. When police arrived at the scene, Bartusek stepped out of the car and explained that he was headed to Target to buy some clothes for his plastic companions. Unfortunately for Bartusek, he had a three-inch hole in the front of his shorts and nothing underneath. Witnesses accused him of masturbating and “aggressively kissing” the dolls, and our hero was promptly arrested. We’re sure everyone in jail will be impressed by his sexploits.

Check out the gallery below for a better look at the crime scene. Warning: explicit doll parts!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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