FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2009 Westminster Dog Show

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SMALLEST DOG ANUS
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“SO THEN MARLENE SAYS TO ME ‘DONNA, YA KIDS HAVE QUITE A MOUTH ON THEM.” AND I’M THINKING, “IS IT REALLY YOUR BUSINESS TO TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS?” BUT OF COURSE I DON’T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE I DON’T WANNA CAUSE TROUBLE… YOU KNOW, SHE RUNS CARPOOLS ON THURSDAYS SO I’M ON THIN ICE WITH THAT ONE. BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THE NERVE-UH HER! HER KIDS ARE ANIMALS! SO ANYWAY, HOW’S TOM?”
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PROOF THAT IT’S POSSIBLE TO DIE FROM CUTENESS
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THIS WOULD PROBABLY MAKE A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING…
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KIBBLIEST
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BEST COLD MOUNTAIN REENACTMENT
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DOG MOST LIKELY TO MAKE LITTLE CARTOONY “TINK TINK TINK” SOUNDS WHEN WALKING
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WARMEST PILLUH
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LEAST LIKELY TO SURVIVE
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NEVER LAUGHS AT YOUR JOKES ANYMORE
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MOST LIKELY TO BE TAKEN AWAY BY CALGON
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BEST SYMPATHY CARD MODEL
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MOST LIKELY TO BE THE CONJOINED TWIN MYSLEXIA SPOKEDOG
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PROBABLE HAPPY ENDING
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THEY’VE GONE PLAID
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HOW THEY WILL SPEND VALENTINE’S DAY
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DOG THAT I WANT TO FRY UP AND EAT
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MOST LIKELY TO MISS KANSAS
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CAPTAIN LOU ALBANOIEST
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MOST MISERABLE
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CRUELEST PHOTOGRAPHER
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MOST ANIME-TED
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THIS DOG IS CLEANER THAN YOU
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BEST VIEW HOST
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WE WONDER WHAT THIS PHOTO LOOKED LIKE…
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I SEE
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HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
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ME ON A SUNDAY MORNING
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BIGGEST POSER
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BEST TURNER & HOOCH 2 PROMO POSTER
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WHO DOESN’T LOVE WOMEN’S GOLF?
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HIGHLY FLAMMABLE-IEST
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WHY DOES STUMP, THIS YEAR’S WINNER, HAVE THE MOST RETARTAR FACE OF ANY SHOWDOG EVER?
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SMALLEST DOG HIPS
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THEN THERE’S THIS GUY
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LEGS THAT I WANT TO LOP OFF, PUT IN A GEORGE FORMAN GRILL, SPRINKLE WITH SOME BUFFY SAUCE AND GO TO TOWN ON
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YOU DON’T BICHON FRISE!
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MOST RELIANT ON THEIR SEEING EYE PEOPLE
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GIVE A DOG A CLONIEST
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AND TO PROVE OUR POINT
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