Solange Knowles is best known as Beyonce‘s little sister, who is frantically attempting a music career in her sister’s shadow. But if that pop star thing never works out, perhaps she should take a stab at becoming a web personality? Judging from her Twittering skills, she’s well on her way to becoming the next big thing on the net – right after those Shiba Inu puppies and that stoned kid who just visited the dentist.
Knowles apparently passed out after taking some Nyquil on a plane and woke up to “8 random people over me, laid out on the floor in baggage claim!” She then proceeded to detail every second of her hospital visit including such exhilarating moments as: her first IV, her craving for Gatorade, her second IV, and the status of her blood pressure (low). Amazingly, Solange was even able to convey her mom’s sass in 140 characters or less, writing, “My mom is the best. LOL. She’s like ain’t nothing wrong with this girl, she need some water and rest… Pull up the car! LOL”
Just minutes ago the web-nerd even posted about the drama her Twitters are causing in the blogosphere. Tweets Knowles, “twitter is starting to get me into trouble now…. sheezzzzzuuzzz. im on a twitter diet.”
Don’t starve of us your genius Solange! You’ve helped us finally see what Twitter is for – obsessing about the boring details of pseudo-stars’ lives. Now if only we could get Heidi Montag online. [Photo: WireImage]
