Lindsay Lohan To Sell Spray Tan, Diamonds

by Kate Spencer

Lindsay Lohan‘s career has been saved! The actress-turned-skeleton will soon be raking in the dough hawking spray tan at Sephora and designing diamond jewels. She told E Online! the good news last night while arriving an at Oscar party, and she seemed kinda out of it to us. In her defense, maybe she was just high on those sweet, sweet spray tan fumes. Watch and see for yourself!