According to his new Twitter account, Diddy is currently three hours and thirty-three minutes into a thirty-five hour sex marathon. “Having tantric sex!!!! I feel so much better.!!! Thank you,” he announced early this morning. He’s since updated three times, rallying support for his f*ckery and urging himself to maintain focus. Most recently he tweeted, “Ohh yea. God bless everyone!!!!! This is gonna be the best day of your life!!!!”
That sounds to us like orgasm number one for Diddy. He’s right – that alones makes it the best day of our life.