Oh no, Charlize Theron, oh no! We hadn’t seen the South African beauty hit up the red carpet for a little while, and it seems like she’d been saving this monstrosity dress up for maximum impact. We know the Eighties are back, but surely this is a bad-taste experiment too far? At the Paris premiere of her latest movie The Burning Plain, Charlize turned up in a dress that, um, defies convention.
There’s a reason zips were invented, Charlize, and that’s so you don’t have to tie your dress fabric across your shoulder to keep it on. And we’re sure we last saw that reflective material when wrapping up tired runners at the end of the marathon. Blee!