Look At This GQ Motherf*cker Right Here: Robert Pattinson

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Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson is the latest hot motherf*cker to appear on the cover of GQ, and the Conde Nast Dandies clearly took hours and hours to make sure every strand of his perfectly dirt-besotted locks were in the correct “please do me now” position. And while the above R-Pattz photos definitely secure him in the hallowed halls of Hot Hollywood Ass, there is just something about his face that makes me think that this is playing in his brain on loop.