Antwan Grandberry was in his backyard, playing with himself until he got hard. Enjoying himself in the evening air, till someone screamed from the window—his mother was there! Mom was freaking out and raising hell, so he went around the front and rang on the bell. She cursed him up and down all over the place, so Antwan Grandberry punched her straight in the face. She called in a domestic and they put him in jail, cuz Antwan couldn’t make the $500 bail. And what will he say when he takes the stand? “Take it from me, parents just don’t understand!”
