Italian Porn Stars Really Know How To Protest

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Italian porn star Laura Perego took part in a protest to “highlight poverty in Italy in the current economic climate,” battling poverty the best way anyone can – by painting Italy’s colors on her body and getting naked in front of the Milan Stock Exchange:

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Naked protest AND has nothing to do with PETA? It’s win-win!

After the jump, more pics of the (very NSFW) protest:

The so-called “striptease” itself basically consisted of Perego just taking her jacket off instantly. I imagine people complained about this a lot.

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Her slogan translates to English as “Italy In Its Pants,” which is an expression meaning “People don’t care if slogans make sense while your boobs are showing”

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Poverty being solved:

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Soon the Italian police arrived, attempting to break up the protest with maximum effort:

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“You-a fool — don’t-a you know that in Italy, is illegal to be-a naked in public for-a more than seventy straight hours? Please put-a you coat back on for five minutes, then carry on.”

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(And yes, for the record, I’ve been to Milan and they speak English with crappy phonetic Italian accents, not Italian)