Madonna Plans Another Adoption

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Although you’d think she’s got her hands full with youthful Jesus Luz, Madonna looks set to adopt another child from Malawi. She’s given an interview to an African newspaper where she talks about her carefully-worded plans to bring another orphan into the international spotlight.

“Many people — especially our Malawian friends — say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It’s something I have been considering, but would only do, if I had the support of the Malawian people and the Government,” she says.

Hey, we’re sure that if anyone can fit another child into a divorced family of four, plus insane amounts of working out each day, plus making sure you’re creating headlines with a new hot boyfriend, plus, just, you know, having a career, it’s Madonna. No motherf*ckers tell her what’s a sensible thing to do. And we’re sure Jesus can’t wait to be a stepdaddy. [Photo: Splash News Online]