The OctoCircus Continues

by Libby Keatinge

Nadya Suleman aka Octomom has created a traveling circus of drama whose characters change by the day. From Dr. Phil to Octogranny to Oprah, everyone and their mother has somehow gotten themselves tangled in Nadya’s bizarre web of test tube babies, freakshow publicity, acrylic nails, and food stamps. Yesterday, a man who claimed to be the real OctoDad posed in front of her new $565,000, four bedroom home in La Habra, CA carrying a poster reading “I am the real Octodad,” while he flashed open his trench coat carrying a Turkey baster and what appeared to be three vials of sperm. Turns out he is just a publicity savvy rapper named “Smooth E” who has written a song about Nadya on his new album.

The plot thickens in Nadya’s personal saga of her and her litter of eight babies, who will reportedly be coming home soon to join their six OTHER brothers and sisters. After having her home babyproofed, Nadya was expecting two of her octuplets to be coming home and is “upset” that they have not been released to her yet. Nadya finally admitted last week that when she had six embryos implanted in her, resulting in the infamous octuplets, she “wasn’t thinking rationally.” Hindsight is always 20/20, but Nadya’s future is clear – she’s a mother of fourteen! [Photo: Splash News Online]