Do you want to look like Gwyneth Paltrow? Well, for the bargain price of $900 per month, you can have a little piece of Gwynie. That’s the monthly dues for a membership at Gwyneth and trainer Tracy Anderson’s new health club in TriBeCa, New York, but as a rep of the new club told Scandalist, “It’s so much more than a membership.” No, the treadmills are not gold plated.
For your $900 you get to experience the training techniques that make Gwyneth have that flubless bootie. So, would you pay $900 per month to work out with Gwyneth’s trainer? Think for a moment the other wondrous things you could do with that cash…
- Supply the OctoMom with disposable diapers for four and a half months
- make the monthly payment to lease 3 MiniCoopers
- drink 69 martinis
- buy 547 Pez dispensers
- buy 9 Wii Fits
- get 20 copies of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape DVD
Or what about: A full year at any other normal gym without Gwyneth’s name attached to it? [Photo: Splash News Online]
