Citizen Scandal: Mom Takes Children Along On Armed Robbery

by Anthony Miccio

If you think it’s hard to juggle work and family, try juggling family and a crime spree. Cortina R. Wobbleton spent last night driving two friends down a Florida highway, where the pair (one wearing a hockey mask) robbed a Pizza Hut and a Sunoco gas station at gunpoint. When Martin County Sheriff’s deputies stopped the car, weapons drawn, they were surprised to find Wobbleton’s children, aged 2 and 5, in the backseat with the cash. Now Wobbleton faces child abuse charges along with armed robbery, and the children have been given to their grandmother. Gee, leave the kids with Grandma—why didn’t she think of that in the first place?