We know Demi Moore enjoys being married to Ashton Kutcher – he can entertain in the bedroom and has a few more months to go before he becomes a botox junkie. But the downside of bedding a dreamy man-child is that while his body may be 30 years old, his brain is still stuck in his 7th grade homeroom.
So while sex with Ashton is surely amazing, he might just snap a picture of Demi in her granny panties after the party’s over. And since she’s just that lucky, he might even post it on Twitter too! This, friends, is what marrying a cougar is all about – juvenile humiliation. [Photo: Ashton Kutcher]