After all that drama about Jessica Simpson‘s minuscule weight gain, you’d think someone, somewhere would be up in arms about Ed Westwick‘s pasty flab-fest, which he gleefully flaunted in Miami. The actor looked less than sexy while vacationing this weekend with co-star/girlfriend Jessica Szohr, and the pair celebrated their escape from New York with some shots and booze at 11 o’clock in the morning.
We know trashing people’s bods is not a mature thing to do – regardless of their gender – but since the criticism of women isn’t going anywhere soon, shouldn’t we just start bashing the boys?
Ed isn’t just an actor, he plays Chuck Bass - the object of desire for both men and women who crave a little hate-f*cking with a rich asshole every now and then (Blair Waldorf included). Jessica Szohr may not like her manipulative man-whores ripped and tight, but we sure do. And it wouldn’t hurt to toss a little of Lindsay Lohan‘s tanning spray on there, too. Give us something to lust after, Ed! Those tattoos aren’t hiding your inability to hit the gym. [Photo: Splash News Online]