Was John Mayer‘s incessant tweeting behind his split with Jennifer Aniston? We’d like to think it was the fact he is the official Worst Boyfriend Ever, but Britain’s Star magazine is plumping for the first reason. In their new issue they claim that Jen got riled by John’s near-constant updating of his Twitter page when he also claimed he was too busy to call her.
“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like: ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ So she called him and ended it,” the magazine reports a source saying.
We hope this totally spurious story does have some truth in it because a) it’s so totally high school and we love the fact celebrity romances are as juvenile as they were when we were all 17, and b) it means Jen wasn’t totally blinded by his troubadour “I’m so sensitive but underneath beats the heart of a true bastard” schtick. [Photo: Getty Images]