New Job Opening For Hipsters As Agyness, Albert Split

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Calling all too-cool-for-f*cking-school hipsters! Do you dress like you’ve just fallen over in a charity shop covered in glue? Do your friends still think you look incredible and set trends wherever you go? Have you changed your name from something totally normal (Laura Hollins) to something bizarre and almost unpronounceable? Are you in a relationship? Good! Agyness Deyn and Albert Hammond Jr have split and an opening has arisen for a new leftfield celebrity couple to show us the way in hair color, co-ordinating bright jeans and insane hatwear. Good luck, edgy twosomes! [Photo: Splash News Online]