Rihanna’s Rebound: Wilmer Valderrama?

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Normally we’d dis a lady for getting with notorious Hollywood poon-hound and occasional actor, Wilmer Valderrama. But after Rihanna‘s recent disastrous and allegedly abusive relationship, we’re all for her rebounding with Lindsay Lohan‘s ex-first love.

The pair was seen getting “pretty cosy [sic]” at Geisha House last Wednesday, says a spy. “They were chatting and laughing for ages. They looked pretty cosy and relaxed in each other’s company. Wilmer was all charm and even had a bottle of champagne for Rihanna.”

We’ll overlook the fact that Wilm’s bedded a bevy of Hollywood skanks and created one of the worst shows ever to grace basic cable (Yo Mamma!, obvs). As long as he avoids physical (and emotional) violence and jet skis and treats RiRi like a queen, we’re game. Wilmer, make your move.  [Mirror. Photo: GettyImages]