Beyonce: I Didn’t Gain Weight! My Dress Made Me Look Phat!


Mrs. Jay-Z has not put on a pound; it’s just that a dress she wore made her look fat. Beyonce‘s rep responded to critics who blasted Beyonce’s curves after she was photographed wearing a shimmery Thierry Mugler gown that accentuated her hips.

“Why does she look so deformed?” one critic accused.

“This is not a weight gain issue,” B’s rep says. “Beyonce is in the best shape of her life. The exaggerated hips are a design element of a truly couture dress.”


Still, why wear a dress if it makes you look fat? It probably comes down to a simple miscommunication. Most likely, Beyonce must have been in a hurry when getting dressed that day, and as she was rushing out of the house, quickly asked Jay-Z, “Baby, does this dress make me look phat?” Jay-Z was probably wrapped up playing Wii and didn’t even look her way before shouting, “Oh, yeah baby, that really makes you look fat!”

Communication is key in every relationship. Let’s hope we don’t have this problem again next time! [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Splash News Online]

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