Lindsay Lohan’s $115,000 Porn Mobile

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Lindsay Lohan

Finally, an explanation as to how Lindsay Lohan‘s been driving a $115,000 Maserati while making close to minimum wage selling spray tan. The starlet was hooked up by a slummy porn producer, Dennis DeSantis, and he’s apparently not even upset that she already knocked up the ride with $10,000 worth of damage.

Dennis is responsible for such cinema classics as Butt Sluts and Origami So Horny, while Linds hasn’t appeared in a film in over two years. Do ya think they’ve arranged some sort of trade, or is Lindsay just hanging out with people who eclipse her on the shady scale (a feat we once deemed impossible)? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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