Lohan And Her Faux-Tan

by Liz Black

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Everyone in Hollywood has an orange hue. That strange building with a fiery glow you see in the distance? That’s just where Dancing With The Stars is taped. But no single celeb is more guilty of the overdone fake bake than Lindsay Lohan, to the point where Linds recently created and endorsed a line of fake tanners called Sevin Nyne to be sold at Sephora for a whopping $35 a bottle.

We prefer our faux glow to come from the drugstore, thanks, but it turns out that even Lindsay isn’t using her own product, despite still looking like an Oompa Loompah who loves carrots. Sources say that instead of using Sevin Nyne, Lindsay actually uses the brand called Fake Bake, which is a mobile tanning service (God, we love L.A.), which comes to the house of girlfriend Sam Ronson so Lindsay won’t be found out. There, Lindsay is secretly sprayed and no one’s the wiser when she exits the house looking like a Cheetoh.

In a hilarious statement, Lindsay’s business partner, Kristi Kaylor said: “Lindsay only uses Sevin Nyne. As well as perfecting the solution with our lab and choosing the scent, Lindsay named the product, art-directed the visual components and has been involved every step of the way. Lindsay also has her own machine and gallons of Sevin Nyne solution that she uses regularly.” Gallons? What is the funnier situation here, that a spray tan truck has to secretly park at Ronson’s house, or that Lindsay has her own spray tan machine with gallons of orange goo stockpiled in her basement? [Source: NY Daily News; Photo: Getty Images]