Two Reality TV Idiots Hook Up To Score More Air Time?


Slade Smiley Gretchen Rossi

The Real Housewives of Orange Country is loved for its trainwreck-quality stars – women (and men) so obsessed with bejeweled tank tops and the price of each others’ boobs that they are oblivious to their own vapidity and materialism. But two of it’s most loathed stars – Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley – were extreme in their gross lust for fame and fortune, even by the show’s standards.

Gretchen is best known for being engaged to a much-older and much-richer man who recently died of cancer, and Slade, well – his name is f*cking Slade Smiley. He landed on the show with his ex-fiance Jo De La Rosa, who he later pimped out on a terrible spin-off show called Date My Ex.

This pair of attention-hungry robots are now making awkward love together, which surely is an attempt at nabbing a storyline or two. But rumor has it that those involved with the show want nothing to do with the former male model. “We’re hoping that Slade is out of the picture,” said one insider (please let it be Vicki). Either way, we smell enough drama brewing to warrant a fifth season of the hit show. Who doesn’t want 8 more episodes of botox and bitching?  [NYP. Photo: FilmMagic]

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