The internet! You’re probably familiar with it. After all, you’re using it right now. In case you didn’t know, there’s a lot of porn on the net. Not just any porn, free porn. We’re telling you as a public service just in case you’re planning to use an automatic weapon to go and steal some. Seriously, it’s not worth it—just ask John Kincaid.
Any money Kincaid stole would probably be spent on porn, so he chose to eliminate the middleman and nab 50 adult DVDs from a Kilgore, Texas sex shop by gunpoint. He and accomplice Christopher Fitzgerald, both arrested after fleeing the scene, are also suspected in two earlier robberies—one at the same video store (smaaart!) and another at a local EZ-Mart, where they presumably stole tissues and baby oil.
