Both Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez have been the subject of rumors about the allegedly parlous state of their marriages recently — and don’t think they don’t know it. Why else would both of them start waxing lyrical about the joys of motherhood and babies in this weeks’ issue of New! magazine, if not to drive it home that they’re REALLY VERY HAPPY THANK YOU?
“[Children] enrich your life in the most incredible way…At first I thought, “OK, that’s it, I’m done, no way will I have more.” Then my son turned two and you think, “Oh, I don’t want this to be the last two year old [I have]. Maybe I’ll do one more,” Gwyneth says. (Translation: Me and Chris are still doing it. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!)
Whereas Jennifer chimes in in another interview, “Marc and I are enjoying being parents so much… Marc is so great. He gets up in the night and lets me sleep because I’m with them all day, for 18 hours, so he helps me then. He is all night and I am all day – that is how we do it.” (Translation: We are a TEAM. Marc and I are TOGETHER. OK?)
OK, we get it. No more nasty rumors until the next one of you “accidentally” forgets to wear their wedding ring in public. [Photos: Splash News Online]