Man Eats Giant Cheeto, Lives To Tell Tale


World's Largest Cheeto and the Optimus Maximus from Gizmodo on Vimeo.

Our friend Adam who works over at Gizmodo was granted the greatest gift of all time  – a giant f*cking Cheeto – which he then devoured over his fancy-pants expensive computer keyboard. Lucky for us, he documented the entire thing in the video above, and it’s not pretty (unless, of course, you dream of being covered in delicious fake cheese flavoring). When Britney Spears finds out about this, she’s gonna rip out her hair extensions in a jealous fit of rage.

Adam was kind enough to grant us an exclusive interview over IM about his feat – which took him over sixty minutes to accomplish. Read on for all the dirt on what eating a giant Cheeto is really like!

TheFabLife: How did you get the giant Cheeto?
Adam: The Cheetos PR people gave it to me. Apparently they’re now selling golf ball sized Cheetos and made this for publicity. As far as I know, it’s the only one. At least I hope it is.
TheFabLife: How long did it take you to eat?
Adam: About an hour.
TheFabLife: Last question, describe the taste of the giant Cheeto in three words.
Adam: Stale Styrofoam Sh*t. It really did taste like Styrofoam. In the middle, where there’s no orange, there’s no cheese flavor…so it’s flavorless and just gross texture.

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