You know what’s so great about Andy Rooney? He’s so relatable! I mean, he has the same troubles and worries as the rest of us. You know, like the economy, the threat of global terrorism, and the possibility of his footwear coming alive and devouring his chocolaty afternoon snack. What? Don’t worry, it will make more sense once you’ve watched the clip. Actually, no, it will somehow make less sense.
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