Speidi Can’t Mask Their Desperation

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What don’t we love about Mr. And Mrs. Attention Whore – er, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag - in this picture? The pair arrived back from their Mexico honeymoon wearing these masks in an obvious nod to the Swine Flu frenzy sweeping North America. But that’s only the beginning of the fabulousness!

Other highlights in this pathetic pic include:

  • Spencer making the loser sign with his right hand. His muscles just naturally move into that formation, obviously.
  • His inappropriately large camera lens. You know what they say about guys who overcompensate with their cameras, right ladies?
  • Is Heidi’s fly down, or is it just wishful thinking?

To be fair to Heidi, if we had to lock lips with this dud, we’d wear a protective mask too.