May 4th, 2009 | 4:54 pm

Gossip Break: Jessica Simpson Is Still Famous

by Kate Spencer

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  • Sting‘s daughter cracked her skull after falling in an LA restaurant. She’s on the mend! [Popeater]
  • Lauren Conrad may be sticking around the Hills longer than she first revealed. [HollywoodGossip]
  • Miley Cyrus‘ boyfriend Justin Gaston goes on a date with her parents. [PITNB]
  • 50 Animals With Hilariously F*cked Up Teeth. No, Kirsten Dunst and Jewel did not make the list. [BWE]
  • We’re not quite sure what’s goin’ on here, but Michelle Williams is using a wheelchair. [Jezebel]
  • Carnie Wilson: holding on to her pregnancy for one more day. [SOW]
  • Jessica Simpson is somehow still relevant enough to land the cover of Vanity Fair. [PopSugar]