BLINGEE WEDNESDAY: Make This Vampire Sparkle


Robert Pattinson

A friend recently brought up the subject of Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson to me. The subject? “Hot or Not”. My friend voted hot. I voted “Nottish.” The man is obviously gorgeous, with the kind of hair you want to run your groin fingers through, tall, lanky, strong face. But, to the casual fan, he lacks any sort of personality. He’s like a national monument. I can appreciate his beauty, but let’s face it, I don’t want to eff the Washington Monument. (Actually…)

Today is Robert’s 23rd Birthday. And in our efforts to keep the Blingee culture alive and well, we though “Why not dedicate this week’s Blingee theme to the guy?”, who pretty much sparkled throughout all of Twilight. And through researching this post, I have decided that R-Pattz is actually FOIN AS HALE. Changing his official name on this site to Robert “He Makes My Heart Go Pitter” Patterson.

So you know the deal: Use one of the photos after the cut, or find your own, upload them over at, make them beautiful, then post the link to your work here in this post, or send them to We’ll post our favorites by the end of the week!

Also BIG UPS to our Spring 2009 interns, Erin Winterbottom (the Queen of the Blingees), and Dave Rothstadt (whose Newsies mash-up made headlines).

The photos ahead.


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