Whoah. Katie Price means business in her split from Peter Andre. The be-boobed one has reportedly hired Paul McCartney’s top divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton to protect her assets if they head to court. Â Fiona famously repped the former Beatle during his messy breakup from Heather Mills and received a jug of water over her head when she managed to keep the majority of Macca’s fortune intact from the lunatic high-spirited Heather.
Elsewhere, the gossip mags hit stands in Britain today and are predictably packed with lurid stories about the truth behind their split — from Katie reportedly confirming it was all over a year ago, to Pete compiling evidence about her parenting skills to try and win custody of their two children. Depressing stuff indeed. Maybe we do all wish it was a publicity stunt, if only for those poor kids.
