Paris Hilton has big plans — not only is she planning kids with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, she’s also intent on making Victoria and David Beckham godparents to the little celebutante-in-waiting. Speaking at the Cannes Film Festival (and apparently after a few drinks), Paris referred to The Hills star as her “future hubby,” although we’ve heard that line before . What we haven’t heard is her plan to turn Posh and Becks into the pair responsible for keeping her future tot away from those DUI disasters.
“I am going to ask Victoria and David to be godparents to my children. We had dinner with them in LA and really hit it off. I’m going to name my kids David and Victoria because she is so hot and I want kids as beautiful as her,” she said.
Um, does Paris actually realize that making people godparents or naming them after somebody doesn’t actually influence the genetic makeup of your kids? Never mind. Run Victoria, run! [Photos: , Splash News Online]
