Memorial Day Weekend: The Unofficial Kickoff To Swimsuit Season. While we stand by the theory of “flaunt it if you got it,” some celebs need to reconsider baring all. Though Kim Kardashian and Jessica Alba may look fab in a teeny bikini, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Pauly Shore should reconsider their banana hammocks. We’ve taken the liberty of gathering pics of the skimpiest swimsuits Hollywood has to offer, which will induce everything from boners to nausea to the urge to do 1,000 sit-ups.
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