G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Sienna Miller’s Ass

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The new poster for G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is buying right into the ol’ Hollywood poster adage – When your movie has nothing to offer, build the entire poster around the hottest cast member’s ass:

Baroness Ass Poster

“EVIL NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD”? I wish I had any shred of a reason to believe this movie isn’t going to be terrible.

And if the pre-reviews start panning the movie, they can always whip out their emergency poster (after the jump):

Ideal G.I. Joe Poster

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