Tony Romo‘s on a boat, motherf*cker! The Dallas Cowboys star is the proud owner of a brand new speedboat, thanks to girlfriend Jessica “Moneybags” Simpson. Apparently she’s making a killing selling bathing suits and shoes with her name on the label, and she gifted her man the $100,000 sea cruiser for his birthday last month.
Jess revealed the posh present at a birthday party for Tony at their Dallas, Texas home. But don’t let her generosity fool you – there’s supposedly some serious manipulation behind the gargantuan gift. “Jessica knows that Tony has always wanted a boat,” said a source. “(She’s) hoping that her birthday gift will lead to marriage, and by this time next year she’ll be walking down the aisle with him.”
Seriously – what’s a girl gotta do to get married around here? [Photo: Splash News Online]