Those who believed Hugh Hefner had genuine romantic feelings for girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon will be heartbroken to learn that the octogenarian can’t actually tell the 19-year-old twins apart. “I have one little trick, one little mark,” Hef reportedly confessed. “But other than that, I don’t know.” But what about those long, soul-searching conversations that are the hallmark of any relationship? Don’t tell us you’re only interested in sex, Hef!
If that wasn’t enough creepy old guy talk for you, Hef also hopes Kendra Wilkinson‘s bun in the oven will wind up a bunny at the Ranch. “I’m sure the baby will end up at the Mansion…We have a lot of friends and second generation Playmates, so there are a lot of kids around the Mansion these days.” We’re sure doctors will be working around the clock to keep him alive for her 18th birthday.
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