Megan Fox Runs Out Of Patience

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“Oh my GOD I’ve been on so many f***ing premieres this week. Paris, Berlin, where the hell am I now? Dublin? Somewhere in Euroland, anyhow. Oh, yeah, it’s London. I’m seriously running out of dresses that show off my boobs AND legs properly — surely if I just pout a lot and say something cheesy for the press like, ‘I haven’t met any of your British men yet – but I wouldn’t rule them out‘, that’ll work. Yeah, suck it up, fools! God, this is boring. I’ve posed so much I’m kind of forgetting what to do. Hands on hips, yeah. Just hurry up and take my f***ing picture already, so I can return to my depressing, isolated existence now. Thanks.”

A peek inside the mind of Megan Fox. Probably.[Photo: Splash News Online]

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