LADIES: Guess Who Is Single?


OK, we’ll give you a hint…

It’s NOT Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio.

It ISN’T Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe.

Also not single? Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, “The King and I”, and “The Catcher in the Rye”

More hints needed? Well it isn’t Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye!



BILLY JOEL! Him and his daughter wife Katie Lee Joel are separating, officially making the Piano Man crooner the Hamptons’ Most Eligible Bachelor. So if you are 18-24, 4 feet tall, have breast implants that can double as passenger seat airbags, and have issues with your “daddy”, Billy JJ is ready and waiting!*

(*I ain’t gonna frunt: “Downeaster Alexa” alone is enough to get me in bed. But don’t tell him I said that.)

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