The promo for next week’s hour-long episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 promises an “announcement” from the estranged couple, and seems pretty likely that they’ll reveal plans to divorce—what with all the sad music and alienated posing. Then again, maybe that’s just what they want us to think. Some other possibilities for the Gosselins:
- Kate’s preggers again!
- Kate is divorcing her haircut.
- Jon will be leaving the show to replace Hugh Hefner on The Girls Next Door.
- Realizing the stress the children have put on their marriage, Jon & Kate will be selling them to Angelia Jolie.
- Failing that, the Octo-Mom.
- And if that doesn’t work, eBay.
- Despite the drama, Jon & Kate are determined to see this marriage through. They will continue to vacation separately and not look each other in the eye until their kids are grown—or TLC cancels the show, whichever comes first.
