The 9 Least Urgent 9-1-1 Emergency Calls

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You think the guy calling 9-1-1 the other day because McDonald’s didn’t give him the correct amount of change was bad? As this group of videos can attest, people using 9-1-1 for non-emergencies has been a staple of local news and internet hilarity since the beginning of time (yes, literally).

Here are our favorite 9 examples of hilarious 9-1-1 pseudo-emergencies. (Why 9? To honor 9-1-1, of course. Also we’re lazy):

9. Dead From Pot Brownies:

8. Mayo AND Mustard

7. Elephant On The Loose

Simpsons did it!

6. No Lemonade at Burger King

5. Out Of McNuggets

(Sequel: McNugget Woman Defends Her Decision)

4. The Taco Bell Ambulance

(Not technically a 9-1-1 call, but also definitely not an emergency either)

3. Joe McCain Hates Traffic

2. Kid Out Of Control? No Big Deal To This Operator

1. Asking Cop on a Date

30 Rock did it!