The 2009 Paris Fashion Week Yearbook Awards

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Designers, models and celebs (Megan Fox, Mickey Rourke, Marion Cotillard and Cate Blanchett) have all descended upon Paris for Fashion Week Haute Couture. Big-time fashion fans might be able to look at creations by Karl Lagerfield or John Galliano and understand the fabrics, the themes and the general excellence of achievement. But here at theFABlife we are just laypeople, and so we’re covering this serious event by giving out pointless awards. Enjoy our Paris Fashion Week Yearbook Awards for 2009. [Photos: Getty Images]

Most Likely To Be Sexually Harassed By An Ostrich

ostrich

Least Likely To Get Swine Flu

swine-flu

Most Utilitarian Outfit Of 2009

utilitarian

Most Likely To Be Mistaken For The Entrance Of A Car Wash

carwash

Most Likely Model To Snap In Half

brittle

Most Likely To Accidentally Take Flight

flight-1

Second Most Likely To Accidentally Take Flight

flight-2

Hottest Fashion Editor Of 2009

fashion-editor

Hottest Audience Member Of 2009

megan-fox

Most Blinged-Out Model Of The Year

bling

Most Likely To Have A Cushioned Ass In Case Of A Runway Fall

cushion

Most Likely To Be Confused For A Chagall Painting

chagall

Most Likely To Have A Wardrobe Malfunction

malfunction

Most Likely To Get A Wedgie

wedgie

Most Likely To Get A Sunburn

sunburned

Most Likely Audience To Be Stricken Down By The Hand Of God For Worshipping False Saints

false-idols