Designers, models and celebs (Megan Fox, Mickey Rourke, Marion Cotillard and Cate Blanchett) have all descended upon Paris for Fashion Week Haute Couture. Big-time fashion fans might be able to look at creations by Karl Lagerfield or John Galliano and understand the fabrics, the themes and the general excellence of achievement. But here at theFABlife we are just laypeople, and so we’re covering this serious event by giving out pointless awards. Enjoy our Paris Fashion Week Yearbook Awards for 2009. [Photos: Getty Images]
Most Likely To Be Sexually Harassed By An Ostrich
Least Likely To Get Swine Flu
Most Utilitarian Outfit Of 2009
Most Likely To Be Mistaken For The Entrance Of A Car Wash
Most Likely Model To Snap In Half
Most Likely To Accidentally Take Flight
Second Most Likely To Accidentally Take Flight
Hottest Fashion Editor Of 2009
Hottest Audience Member Of 2009
Most Blinged-Out Model Of The Year
Most Likely To Have A Cushioned Ass In Case Of A Runway Fall
Most Likely To Be Confused For A Chagall Painting
Most Likely To Have A Wardrobe Malfunction
Most Likely To Get A Wedgie
Most Likely To Get A Sunburn
Most Likely Audience To Be Stricken Down By The Hand Of God For Worshipping False Saints
