Master thespian John Malkovich attended the 44th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival in the Czech Republic yesterday (yep, THAT Karlovy Vary International Film Festival). Not to disappoint, John put on display his enigmatic, multifarious personality (translated: the dude is a nutbar) which I have catalogued here:
SARCASTIC AIR QUOTES MALKOVICH
LET ME REMOVE MY COAT BEFORE I KILL YOU MALKOVICH
DID I LEAVE THE IRON ON? MALKOVICH
STARING AT MY NEW INVISIBLE PET GOLDFISH MALKOVICH
COOL J CREW CATALOG POSES MALKOVICH
WAIT, DID YOU JUST SAY WE’RE BREAKING UP? MALKOVICH
HEY KIDS, LET’S DO A FUN JIG MALKOVICH
TURNING IN TO GENE HACKMAN MALKOVICH
SERIOUSLY, DID I LEAVE THE IRON ON? MALKOVICH
