We sided with you for the past two years as we watched Kate spew grammatical corrections at you and talk to you as if you were one of your children. We could see in your eyes at the end of last season that you wanted off the show, it was taking such a toll on you. So it came as no surprise to us that you and Kate got divorced and did the whole “we want what’s best for our children” spiel. However, you want to know what’s not best for your children? Being photographed less than a month after your divorce holding hands with Hailey Glassman — your new, 23-year-old girlfriend in St. Tropez. Your new girlfriend who is the daughter of the doctor who did your wife’s tummy tuck. Yes, what’s best for your children is for you to be in the French Riviera with her. And smoking cigarettes together. And taking rides on Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier‘s yacht. Makes total sense.
We were on your side at one point, Jon. Now you’re just making us think Kate was the sensible one all along. You’re making her hair seem sensible! We’re not sure if we can forgive you, J-Goss. Safe travels. Now send your kids a postcard. [Photo: Splash News Online]
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