Saved By The Bell Porno In The Works

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Saved By The Bell Cast

The first thing we think of when we hear “Saved By The Bell” is not porn. Or sex. Or anything remotely erotic. (Especially not Elizabeth Berkeley in Showgirls.) But the cast has been in the news ever since Jimmy Fallon tried to reunite them on his show recently, and that’s made them famous all over again. Of course, people want to cash in – like Hustler filmmaker Jeff Thrill, for instance.

Thrill is planning to make a porno based on the show and says, “We couldn’t wait to get our hands on this one. It’s amazing, for such a silly show, how many fans it has. Fans will get this. Expect some great surprises! We have great resources on our staff to ensure that we capture the true essence of the show.” Oh God! What could that mean? Illicit behavior in the bathrooms at The Max? A position called the Fister Belding?

The one thing not yet divulged is the movie’s name, which makes us wonder what they’re calling this thing. Shaved By The Bell? Saved By The Balls? Anyone else care to make suggestions? [Photo: GettyImages]