Amy And Blake Are Divorced

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Finally, some good news on the Amy Winehouse front: Her divorce from Blake Incarcerated has gone through. Amy, who recently returned to the UK after 17 years (approx) in St Lucia, has been granted her “decree nisi” today, which means the final “decree absolute” is only six weeks away.

As Blake has kept busy allegedly getting a fellow drug addict pregnant, dating a teenager and threatening to make their divorce as messy as possible, we see this as a pretty positive conclusion. Onwards and upwards, Amy! (although it won’t take much to find someone better than Blake).