- Investigators are trying to track down all of Michael Jackson’s pseudonyms that he used to acquire prescription drugs. Doctors are gonna have some ‘splaining to do for signing off on boxes and boxes of pills for “Jichael Mackson.”
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince set the one-day international box office record, earning $104 million. J.K. Rowling must finally be, like, pretty rich.
- Orlando Bloom’s L.A. house was robbed of over $500,000 in valuables. To add insult to injury, the burglars intentionally left his DVD of Dead Man’s Chest.
- Is “invade” perhaps a little dramatic for this headline? It’s not? Alright, just checking.
- Renee Zellweger is apparently so germophobic, she forces houseguests to wear hospital booties. She’s basically turning into Howard Hughes, minus the accomplishing a bunch of stuff part.
- And finally, no Friday is complete without a nostalgic spin through Carmen Sandiego and Oregon Trail.
