Memo to Leonardo Dicaprio: the only reason you are gaining entry to all of London’s most prestigious and cool clubs is because you are really famous. The only reason loads of gorgeous women are throwing themselves at you is because you are really famous. The only reason you can afford to be all piously green about hybrid cars is because you have loads of money, because you are really really famous. Get it?
Now, one of the paybacks for mega fame, wealth and chicks Leo, is that when you are taking advantage of it, some paparazzi might want to take your photograph. Like your drinking buddy Mickey Rourke, you can take the easy-going, drunk silly road and pretend to punch out some road barriers for a laugh. Hey, crazy! Or, you could make like a humorless idiot and reportedly a) refuse to come out of your car unless those nasty men stop taking your picture and b) when they don’t, yell out that you hope they ‘die’. Goodness, someone needs to lighten up a bit, don’t they?
